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When you look behind you, what do you see? I see a dirty hobo drinking some vodka. His name is Hobo Greg.

One time I saw a dog in a cemetery. It looked like some sort of ghost-dog. Then I noticed it wasn't the Pet Semetary, and I was relieved. I mean, the dog was actually a ghost, but chances were it wasn't an evil zombie dog.

Tatsumaki Senpu-kyaku
down, down-away, away, any kick

In this modern age, improving current technology is an important goal that must be achieved day in and day out. Spying is also important. If you are a spy and are reading this, please let me know how much the job pays.

Why live life with yourself if you're not who you want to be?

I love cheese and I supersede arteries.

Please donate money to your local NAMBLA chapter. For some reason, no companies want to sponsor them and their cause. So help them out!

Have you got it all figured out? How long did it take? Damn, you suck, sucka.

Vitamins do a body good.

Vegetables shall inherit the earth. They're the meekest of all living things.

I think tissue makers are racist. Aren't most tissues white?

Would you ever eat something from "Pooh's Garden"?

Scissors are useful tools. They make you run faster. Take a pair to a marathon, and I assure you that, unless you are crippled, you'll win. Really, try it. It works.

I think you would like to kick me in the stomach. That notion is appreciated.

I've got things to see and people to do.

Follow your heart. If you don't, you might lose it, and you won't be able to bring it to the hospital so that the doctor's can put it back in after it has been ripped out by Santa Claus.

I'm being followed, followed by Hobo Greg!

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